How to spot an Indian?

Hello readers!! Sorry for the barrage of emotionally charged blogs that I wrote for a couple of weeks. I am back again to being stupid like always :) !! Hmm, I bet many of you heaved a sigh of relief.

Well, well, 'nuff said. Lets get back to work. I have been studying fellow Indians in malls and gyms and else where, and here I have listed a few of my observations. Note that even I follow all of these things religiously :) !!

1. Drives around in a Honda or a Toyota. (That's not true, we also drive a Hyundai or a Nissan :))
2. Does not buy any electronics unless s/he finds them in a deal.
3. Stands outside Circuit City or Fry's at 3:00AM for the day after Thanksgiving Sale.
4. Talks with a heavy nasal accent which sounds as if s/he is down with a cold.
5. S/he puts more sugar and milk in the coffee, than the coffee itself!
6. Gives you a blank stare if you are an Indian, gives a cheek-to-cheek smile otherwise!
7. If an Indian approaches and smiles at another unknown Indian, then he is for sure in a Multi-level Marketing Scheme. Runnnn....
8. Pays off all the credit card bills on time and keeps zero credit exposure.
9. Refers to Wikipedia for anything s/he doesn't understand. It's our no nonsense survival guide in the US of A.