For those of you who have followed my blog long enough know that I have this something (called respect) for cows. Yeah, cows for me are those benign creatures who just go around "ruminating" and posing for photographs for silly strangers on highways. They provide milk, cow-dung (mind you, no bull-shit) and directions!
Directions? Yeah, on the highway you just walk up to a friendly-neighborhood cow and ask her for directions. Its as easy as that! Don't believe me? Read this article. Yeah technically they are just magnetic compasses (as of now!). So all cows in this world tend to point north :) !! Which means, if you are lost at night, you no longer need to look up to the north star. Just search for the nearest cow and see where she is looking at. Life is easy!!
Now we just wait till Google acquires some cows and comes up with a Google-maps mashup on them. Once Google has acquired them, you just walk up to any cow and say "I am feeling lucky". The cow will give you exact directions and also the time required to reach there. I know my imagination is running wild, but then .. I am sleep deprived :( !!!
Cow trivia huh??...I am just amazed at how u stumble upon cow facts.. :P Will keep my eyes open to confirm this piece of information…...won't be too hard to find some cattle here on the roads..
ReplyDeleteIf you just walk up to any cow and say "I am feeling lucky". Who knows you might end up in bed with one ...
ReplyDeleteYeah, since my blog still remains a PG-13 blog, I refuse to comment on the "end up in bed" comment ;) !!
ReplyDeleteAs far as cow trivia is concerned, I love bovine creatures :P !!
U r brilliant.. I dont know how you got into cows from women :P...
ReplyDeleteU r brilliant.. I dont know how you got into cows from women :P...
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