Sunday, October 12, 2008

Time tourist!

Hello fellow earthlings from a different era. Today I did the stupidest mistake of my life. I got into an innocuous looking enclosure that looked like an ordinary elevator and 40 seconds later, I came out 30 years into the future! To be precise, today's date is 7th January 2038.

Now I am old, tired and have lost the will to perform! Well for those of you who are interested in knowing about the future here is what it is:

  • The world is on the brink of a recession yet again (yeah like it happened in 2008) its the sub-prime and derivates crisis again! (History always repeats itself! We are on a sinusoidal curve!)
  • People still use computers, cars and other non-biodegradable pollutants
  • Students still have to study for exams

So what you ask is the evidence that I time traveled? Elementary my dear friend, see the time and date in the elevator's display :) !!

The Elevator Display!

Moral of the story: Before you get into an elevator see that its not taking you into another dimension.

If none of you found this post funny, its okay, with my exams less than a week away, my brain can only think so much :) !!

And now that I spoke about time travel, I would like to conclude my post by this particular statement by Stephen Hawking:

"Time travel might be possible, but if that is the case, why haven't we been overrun by tourists from the future?"

Isn't it like the most convincing statement against time travel? Keep thinking...


  1. Just one thing dude.. "lost the will to perform"???????........ now what could that possibly mean?

    Ooohhh.. you mean at your exams?? noooow I get problem ;)

  2. Yeah, I told you my blog is PG-13. So it can't be anything else other than exams :P !!

  3. :) I found it funny..

    Shit!! mere sense of humor ko kya ho gaya.. why do i find such a post funny...?????????

    Well.. on a serious note.. achha tha :) thoda confusing initially but then made sense.. when u wrote 'Students still have to study for exams' :D ... lol

    all the best for ur exams

  4. how can u think about such stuff before exams?? It drives me crazy even after exams~ :P

  5. @Krupa -- Thanks for your wishes :) !! I am glad you liked my silly sense of humor :) !!

    @Liz -- I think crazy always :)